its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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