I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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