so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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