So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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