White coat. Heels.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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