And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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