That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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