Christians are straight up FREAKS
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
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Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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