In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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