butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Two words: blizzard sex
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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