I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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