You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I am mentally ready for anal.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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