Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
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If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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