That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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