Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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