i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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