True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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