I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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