awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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