Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
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Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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