So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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