Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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