do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
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so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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