Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
did you just send me my own nude
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
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