they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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