Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
