hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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