Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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