I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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It was a blind-side dick pic.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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