I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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