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At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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