Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
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I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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