dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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