When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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