Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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