Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
whose parrot is this?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
