ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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