dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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