I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
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There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
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It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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