But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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