38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
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I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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