Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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