He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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