I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
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