do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Be still, my beating vagina.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Randomize
