The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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