I think im going to throw up on grandma
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
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Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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