thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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