i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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