it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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