those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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