i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
is wine microwaveable?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
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