You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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