youre lurking in front of me
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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