hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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