I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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